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STUPID QUIZ:

18 or lower means you’re not stupid.

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
total= 4

[x] You have ran into a tree.
[ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them.
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ]You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
[x] You just looked at it.
[ ]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[ ]People have called you slow.
total so far= 7

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire (Funny story actually)
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You’ve fallen asleep in class
[x] If someone says “fart” you laugh.
[x] You just laughed.
total so far= 10

[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[ ]You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[ ]You use your fingers to do simple math. (Lol i use my head and take a hell of a lot longer than using fingers)
total so far= 11

[ ]You have eaten a bug.
[ ]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
total so far= 13

[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[ ] You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[ ] When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

Total= 14

Yay!


Anyways now for an update.
I'm trying to get some time in to draw something and I should get something new posted before the end of the month. I really, REALLY suck at poetry now, so don't expect any of that.


Your awesome friend,
Victor.